Would you want to be anywhere near a bicycle used by or downwind of someone who used only one sheet of toilet paper?

“only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.

Maybe Lance Armstrong left Sheryl Crow for using only one sheet of toilet paper once too often and then putting her hands near her mouth?

Ew.

How could you marry someone who thinks Mr. Whipple is an eco-terrorist?

8 May 2009 Update: The LA Times Blog has a different theory.